Which Desperate Housewife Are You?

By: Ana Rinkevich
Created: 4 days ago
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Wisteria Lane isn’t just a street—it’s a world full of drama, secrets, laughter, and unforgettable friendships. Over the years, Desperate Housewives gave us some of TV’s most iconic characters, each with her own quirks, strengths, flaws, and signature style. 

Whether it’s the perfectionist who can host a flawless dinner party under pressure, the free spirit who thrives on romance and spontaneity, or the fiercely protective mom who somehow keeps it all together (most of the time), each housewife brings something unique to the table.

What made the show so captivating wasn’t just the twists, scandals, or shocking mysteries—it was the way each woman felt relatable in her own way. We’ve all had a little bit of Bree’s control-freak energy when trying to make something perfect. Or Susan’s awkward charm when trying to impress someone new. 

Or maybe even Gabrielle’s glamorous confidence when walking into a room like you own it. The beauty of Desperate Housewives is that you can find a piece of yourself in each character… but one will always stand out as your true TV alter ego.

This quiz will help you figure out exactly which desperate housewife matches your personality the most. Are you the queen of keeping up appearances, or the laid-back romantic who follows her heart no matter where it leads? Are you the problem solver everyone calls in a crisis, or the bold wildcard who stirs things up?

In this fun personality quiz, you’ll be faced with situations inspired by Wisteria Lane life—juicy secrets, unexpected drama, social dilemmas, and moments of romance. Your choices will reveal which housewife truly mirrors your inner self. So, grab your coffee, channel your inner drama queen (or voice of reason), and get ready to find out if you’re Bree, Susan, Lynette, Gabrielle, Edie, or Katherine.

No matter which result you get, one thing’s for sure: life on Wisteria Lane is never boring—and neither are you.

About Ana

Ana Rinkevich

Hi, quiz lovers! I'm Ana, and I can't imagine my morning coffee without scrolling new quizzes. So I started writing them. Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." I'm sure that curiosity is our most powerful tool to learn the world around us and inside us. And quizzes are the most curious way to learn a bit of everything. So don't waste your time. Pick a quiz, and let's find out your today's score!